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t shirt memes from £12

What’s your favourite moto? We would love to know, there are hundreds out there- can you come up with a new really unique one? 

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Design your own! Choose one of our “Motos/meme’s”, mix and match, tell us your own? 
Brand new t shirts from £12 including your design. Or send in your own!? 🤷‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

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• am i dressaging yet

• my gelding has more balls than you

• the mare stare (image)

• if you think i have attitude meet my horse

• this cob can

• dressage darling

• must be the irish in em

• wilful welshie

• got a right cob on

• don’t you dare i own a mare

• small but mighty

• bigger the better

• arab horses do it with style

• heavy duty suffolk beauty

• bucked off

• carefree coblet

• super cob/shire (superman horse logo)

• tell a gelding, ask a station, discuss with mare, pray if its a pony.

• yes i smell like a horse, no i don’t consider it a problem

• thank you for flying air amateur

• exits are located at the front, rear and sides, you max experience turbulence during the descent, please remain on the ground until your body comes to a halt, in the unlikely event of a water landing we hope you can swim.

• the hardest part of riding is the ground

• horses are like chocolates ones just not enough

• education is important but horse riding is importanter

• If your dreams dont scare you theyre not big enough

• I run on caffeine and horses

• Gob on a cob

• My pony is powered by fairy dust

• I'm not fat i'm in show condition

• I've spent most of my life riding horses, the rest i've just wasted.

• I love my standardbred/ arab/ horse/ any breed

• The only way is welsh/ dressage

• Lost my shoes- found my feet

• You can lead a horse to water but i'd rather ride to the pub

• I got a horse for my husband it was a really good swap

 

• my cob is a knob

• my welshie is a w*n*er

• My thoroughbred is a tw**/ thoroughtw*t

• My mustang is a muppet

• My exmoor is evil

• My dartmoor is a div

• My buckskin is a ballsack

• My dun is a devil

• My palomino is a prat

• My fleabitten is a fA**Y

• MY GREY IS GOOFY

• My bay is a bastard/ bit*h

• My chestnut is a stresnut

• My cob is a cowbag

• My coloured is a co**/co**face

• My roan is a rebel

• My mare is a moron

• My connie is a co*k

• My warmblood is a wanker

• My belgium is a bum

• My haflinger is a handful/ highland is a hazard

• My sporrts horse is a shitstain

• My dales is a dipshit

• My trotter is a tw*t

• My fell is a fuckhwit

• My new forest is a nutsack/ my newfie is a nutter

• My gelding is  a git

• My friesian is a freak

• My cob is a snob

• My arab is an arse

• My pony is a princess

• Moody mare

• Frisky filly

• Trot looking hot & im still on top

• Her parents were still wwaiting for her to outgrow the horse phase (image)

 

• I've got 99 problems but my horse aint one

• Caffeine & show sheen

• Wanted good looking man with horsebox please send photo of horsebox

• See you in the jump off

• Horses & gin

• Horse hair don't care

• Life is better in the saddle

• Horse riding the only sport where your equipment can choose not to cooperate with you

• You play football thats cute

• He said it was him or the horse-  still think about him something when i'm riding

• I'll be back from the yard in an hour- lies i tell myself

• bit*h im fabulous

• Horses first the rest later

• What my horse does in the field- what my horse does when i try putting bridle one

• Ride it like you stole it

• Keep calm and canter on your horses name optional

• A woman cannot survive on wine alone she needs horses/dogs also

• Dressage more like stressage

• This princess doesn’t kiss toads

• Riders checklist- having fun- broken leg- broken arm- concussion- still having fun

• Your horse V my horse unicorn (image)

• I used to have money but now i own a horse instead

• Eat sleep ride repeat

• Born to ride forced to work / school

• If this hoodie is clean it means my horse is still dirty

• We trotted over poles today- guess you could say thing are getting PRETTY SERIOUS

• If you think i'm high maintenance you should meet my horse

 

• your & / horse Name with hearts or stars